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Friday, April 16, 2004

Ladybug Conspiracy Theory OR I was fooled by the roundness. And the dots. It is such a beautiful day here in Cleveland today!! Taking advantage of the warm weather, I was sitting outside with my friend Jen, purportedly studying for an upcoming history exam, but actually just watching people walk by. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a ladybug zips right past my head and lands on my shoulder. "Haha!" I said to the ladybug, "You missed my forehead completely!" And then, I flicked the ladybug off my shoulder. Only, this was no ordinary ladybug. Ohhhhhh, no. This was the Jackie Chan of ladybugs. This ladybug flips open her wings mid-flick, and changes course and bops me in the forehead! I am lucky to be friends with Jen, because she took this event very seriously, and with concern. (And by seriously, I mean laughed so hard she very nearly fell out of her chair.) So. They are trying to bop me in the forehead, one at a time, until I am retarded. And judging by their progress after only 2 bops, it won't be long now.
// posted by Emily @ 4/16/2004 02:52:00 PM   [ 0 Comments ]  Click here to add your 2 cents!
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