The Haboustak Cousins

Oh, no!

You are Toilet Paper.

You are used and taken advantage of by a lot of people, including your friends. They make you be the one to clean up their messes in their life. But the only reason that this happens is because of your kindness and commitment. These are the qualities most members of the opposite sex look for, which makes you hot. Yes, toilet paper is hot. But be careful that your lover doesn't use you to their advantage, and be sure that they are not seeking too much control. Remember: Toilet paper is used by many, but is most often considered valuable when it is not there in time of need.

Most compatible with: sock.

Man. I think I'd rather be a forking hoe.

// posted by Emily @ 6/29/2005 09:45:00 AM [ 2 Comments ] Click here to add your 2 cents!

Comments:

I'm toilet paper too! I feel so unoriginal. :(

Incidentally, Emily Roots is a sock, so you two will probably always get along famously.

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