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Sunday, June 18, 2006

Go Hammer! 

I have some notes on this video. 1. I really remember truly thinking that this song and video were cool. 2. When Hammer breaks it down, and it sounds like an Atari game, you should dance as though you are an Atari character; simply follow Hammer's lead. 3. Patent leather shoes with GIANT fluffy laces + bicycle shorts + neon shirt = most excellent outfit at my junior high. 4. for the record, I have NEVER been down with Hammer pants, OR those Buttafuoco Bengals pants. (I tried to find a picture of those pants on the internet, and could not, so there you go, not everything is on the internet.) * 5. Do any other major musicians perform in prescription glasses? I also have some questions: 1. Was this song always THIS LONG?! 2. What goes better with Hammer pants then a VEST? A BLAZER, obviously. And now, my favorite quotes from this song: "I'm magic on the mic." "The rest can go and PLAY." (Way to cut out the vulgarity, Hammer!) And finally, my favorite quote: "...makes me say, 'Oh my Lord, thank you, for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two right feet.'" I always want to say that line because, COME ON, is there a better pop/hip hop line?? Except, I can't really rhyme or dance. So that sucks. But just now I thought of a way to alter it to fit me!! Ready? "...makes me say, 'Oh my Lord, thank you, for blessing me with a mind to blog and 14 cousins!'" __________________________ *EDITTED to add: Everything IS on the internet, if you know Buttafuoco pants are called Zubaz. (With not one, but 2 Z'S!!) To wit:
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