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Friday, October 06, 2006

Post assignment paragraph. 

Well, I had a lot of fun with this post assignment, Chrissy. Thanks for the tip! However, one sentence wasn't enough for me to work with, so I generated 4 sentences, because seriously, they are so funny!! Below is the paragraph I made to incorporate them all, and the sentences are bold, so you can see what I had to work with. I can't wait to read yours!!! [BTW - I have not gone on any interviews, and I hope they don't go anything like this in real life!!] I was nervous about my upcoming job interview. I mean, what kind of questions would they ask? Would I be prepared? Chrissy said, “Listen, it’s all about conversation, just like when you go on a date, and you are a good date, girlfriend.” That comment made me feel a bit better. The morning of the interview, I woke up and everything was going my way. I mean, I don’t know what to tell you, but my best day is a good thing. I arrived to the interview just before they called my name to go in and be questioned by the panel. “Why should we hire you?” they asked. “Well, obviously, Emily is a flower that is a natural choice for your child’s education,” I replied. I heaved a sigh of relief. One question down! But no sooner had I answered than another question was headed my way. “Please share with us your teaching philosophy.” Oh, boy. After a minute’s thought, I replied, ”I don’t know much about a teaching philosophy, but I think it’s like bananas. So let me share my banana philosophy.” “Uh… ok…” the panel stammered. “It goes a little something like this,” I continued, “‘What I know about bananas is that they are all completely different and they are all the same.’ I think you can see how that statement shapes my teaching.” “Yes we can,” they answered. I think I aced it, don’t you?
Comments:
The BEST sentence I've gotten so far:

My hair is falling out of love with Flavor-Flav.

I have to add that I believe my hair is not alone. :)
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